Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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