WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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