He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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