He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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