Say something about gay babies.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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