I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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