idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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