just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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