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yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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