Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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