idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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