Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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