you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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