A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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