did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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