it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
