You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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