was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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