yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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