hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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