Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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