Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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