woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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