Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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