Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
