you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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