my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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