thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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