I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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