what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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