no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
