Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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