I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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