walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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