Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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