D3 body, D1 cock
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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