# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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