It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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