Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize
