He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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