I understand Curling. That high.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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