Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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