Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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