I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
