she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
