Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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