i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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