What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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