So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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