his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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