I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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