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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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