I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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