and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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