doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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